Haiku Fail
Seemingly simple
A task of most high import
And yet still I fail
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Metal Gear Rising
A cyborg ninja
An unsheathed blade thirsts for blood
Thirsts for revengeance
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Wicked Witch
Black, scraggily hair
A voice that makes your skin crawl
Shut the fuck up, witch
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R-Rated Haiku
Most haiku are clean
R ratings may be obtained
Simply work in ‘fuck’
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Peter Dinklage
This man has to be
The most accomplished actor
That is short statured
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Sherlock
Have you seen this show
With Benedict Cumberbatch?
Modern day Sherlock
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Defeat
It’s so important
To be gracious in defeat
It still sucks balls though
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Soul Calibur V
Played it a little
Love me some weapon combat
Natsu teleports
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Mythic Rare
Can’t wait to get some
Ultra powerful mythics
Wait… it’s Gutter Grime!
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Working Backwards
Sometimes it’s best to
Think unconventionally
Think I’ll work backwards
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Empathy
Some people don’t have
A concept of empathy
Best to ignore them
——
Sirius Satellite Radio
Why do I still have
A subscription to this shit?
Oh, that’s right – Howard!
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Ascension
Recently witnessed
Most glorious ascension
A sight to behold
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I Think We’re Alone Now
Documentary
About odd people obsessed
With 80’s pop star
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Cicero
Despite your warped mind
I know we’re the same, my friend
Hence, I’ll spare your life
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Lucien Lachance
You’re a true brother
Serve the Dread Father, Sithis
Serve even in death
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Ear Cheese
Don’t forget to wash
Up behind them big ol’ ears
Don’t want that ear cheese
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Annoying Dude
Dude’s such an ass-hat
How did he survive this long?
A white Steve Urkel
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