Posts Tagged Haiku of the Day 2013

Haiku of the Day: Admitting Failure

Admitting Failure

No inspiration
No motivation to write
Better luck next time!

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Unfortunately I must deem this year’s ‘Haiku of the Day’ experiment a failure. Somehow I just didn’t have the same drive as last year to actually complete the 30 days. I suppose this is the risk that you take when you take on a creative project like this. Oh well, there’s always next year…

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Haiku of the Day: Turkey in the Yard

Turkey in the Yard

Oh turkey, turkey
Where dost thou go on this morn?
So long, feathered friend

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Haiku of the Day catch-up

Haiku Fail

Seemingly simple
A task of most high import
And yet still I fail

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Metal Gear Rising

A cyborg ninja
An unsheathed blade thirsts for blood
Thirsts for revengeance

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Wicked Witch

Black, scraggily hair
A voice that makes your skin crawl
Shut the fuck up, witch

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R-Rated Haiku

Most haiku are clean
R ratings may be obtained
Simply work in ‘fuck’

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Peter Dinklage

This man has to be
The most accomplished actor
That is short statured

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Haiku of the Day: Evil Dead

Evil Dead

A re-made classic
That ish comes out today
I’ll be dead by dawn

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Haiku of the Day: The Wallflowers

The Wallflowers

Do you remember
This band from the mid 90’s?
They did ‘One Headlight’

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Haiku of the Day: The Return

Just like last year, I’m going to post an original haiku each day for 30 days. Won’t you join me on this journey?

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The Return

Just when you felt safe
The Haiku Master returns!
Protect your butt hole

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