Posts Tagged haiku of the day

Haiku of the Day catch-up

Sherlock

Have you seen this show
With Benedict Cumberbatch?
Modern day Sherlock

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Defeat

It’s so important
To be gracious in defeat
It still sucks balls though

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Soul Calibur V

Played it a little
Love me some weapon combat
Natsu teleports

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Mythic Rare

Can’t wait to get some
Ultra powerful mythics
Wait… it’s Gutter Grime! 

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Working Backwards

Sometimes it’s best to
Think unconventionally
Think I’ll work backwards

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Empathy

Some people don’t have
A concept of empathy
Best to ignore them

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Sirius Satellite Radio

Why do I still have
A subscription to this shit?
Oh, that’s right – Howard!

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Ascension

Recently witnessed
Most glorious ascension
A sight to behold

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 I Think We’re Alone Now

Documentary
About odd people obsessed
With 80’s pop star

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Cicero

Despite your warped mind
I know we’re the same, my friend
Hence, I’ll spare your life

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Lucien Lachance

You’re a true brother
Serve the Dread Father, Sithis
Serve even in death

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Haiku of the Day: Invisible Stalker

Invisible Stalker

He’s unblockable
And don’t forget the hexproof
Only two mana! 

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Haiku of the Day catch-up

Ear Cheese

Don’t forget to wash
Up behind them big ol’ ears
Don’t want that ear cheese

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Annoying Dude

Dude’s such an ass-hat
How did he survive this long?
A white Steve Urkel

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Haiku of the Day catch-up

The Incredible Pulp

Tried out a new place
Had fun meeting some new peeps
Got my butt kicked, though

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Final Fantasy XIII-2

Kind of curious
To play this, not so sure though
I’ll just wait and see

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Monday Morning

I have to get up
Drag my ass to the office
Rather keep sleeping 

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Haiku of the Day: Stretch

Stretch

Got to remember
Stretching is healthy for you
Just takes a minute 

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Haiku of the Day: Ulfric Stormcloak

Ulfric Stormcloak

He’s Ulfric Stormcloak
Dude can shout like a mother
Don’t mess with Ulfric 

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Haiku of the Day: Anxious

Anxious

Sometimes I feel like
A square peg in a round hole
Need to make a change 

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Haiku of the Day: Dentist’s Office

Dentist’s Office

Sitting in the chair
Gonna get my shits clean, yo
So fresh and so clean

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Haiku of the Day catch-up

Parry Gripp

This guy’s so awesome
Have you seen his videos?
Neon Pegasus

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Coffee

Monday already?
Feel like a zombie today
Need my caffeine blast

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Super Ninja Boy

Loved this as a kid
But playing it now is tough
Way too many fights 

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Haiku of the Day: Super Castlevania IV, part deux

Super Castlevania IV, part deux

Finally beat that
Douchebag known as Dracula
Thank god for save states 

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