Totally Epic (An Ode to Charlie Sheen)

Charlie Sheen is a man who doesn’t understand
Why the rest of the world can’t just be like him
If you knew what he knows you would probably lose control
But not before sniffing some coke up your nose

Totally epic, totally epic win

Charlie Sheen is a guy who has an awesome life
He divorced all his wives so he can date porn stars
You know what to do when he’s in your hotel room
Grab the check and lock the door to the bathroom