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My Favorite Charlie Sheen Quotes
Like you, I am currently caught up in America’s latest celebrity obsession, Charlie Sheen, and his bizarre life. I think his recent TV and radio appearances have been nothing short of epic! Here, in no particular order, are my favorite Charlie Sheen quotes. Feel free to share any I missed in the comments. Winning!
- Put down your sword and join the winners.
- I will love you violently with the fire of 1,000 suns.
- It’s all passion… you borrow my brain for 5 seconds and just be like, “Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard.” Because it just fires in a way that is… maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.
- I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? (when asked if he is bi-polar)
- I blinked and cured my brain.
- ‘Can’t’ is the cancer of ‘happen’.
- I am on a drug. It’s called ‘Charlie Sheen’. It’s not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
- Stay off the crack. Drink chocolate milk.
Here’s the awesome interview Howard Stern did with Charlie on 3/1.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3