The Fitting Room (prank call)

Craig’s wife slips in the fitting room. He’s gonna refer back to you all NIGHT!

Some weird stuff

Been encountering some weird stuff the past couple days.

The first thing is what looks like a graphical glitch in Oblivion. I was talking with someone in the Mage’s Guild in Cheydinhal and I notice someone doing something odd in the background…

Inventor of the ‘duck face’?

In the waiting room of my dentist’s office, I saw this stuffed dog that appears to have human teeth sewn into its mouth. Can you say nightmares for life?

Totally Epic (An Ode to Charlie Sheen)

Charlie Sheen is a man who doesn’t understand
Why the rest of the world can’t just be like him
If you knew what he knows you would probably lose control
But not before sniffing some coke up your nose

Totally epic, totally epic win

Charlie Sheen is a guy who has an awesome life
He divorced all his wives so he can date porn stars
You know what to do when he’s in your hotel room
Grab the check and lock the door to the bathroom