Haiku of the Day: The Return

Just like last year, I’m going to post an original haiku each day for 30 days. Won’t you join me on this journey?

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The Return

Just when you felt safe
The Haiku Master returns!
Protect your butt hole

‘I’m a Vault Hunter’ (Borderlands 2 prank call)

Roland is sick of having to run around Pandora hunting and looting vaults. He decides to try another approach and make the vaults come to him.