Haiku of the Day catch-up

Sherlock

Have you seen this show
With Benedict Cumberbatch?
Modern day Sherlock

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Defeat

It’s so important
To be gracious in defeat
It still sucks balls though

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Soul Calibur V

Played it a little
Love me some weapon combat
Natsu teleports

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Mythic Rare

Can’t wait to get some
Ultra powerful mythics
Wait… it’s Gutter Grime! 

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Working Backwards

Sometimes it’s best to
Think unconventionally
Think I’ll work backwards

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Empathy

Some people don’t have
A concept of empathy
Best to ignore them

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Sirius Satellite Radio

Why do I still have
A subscription to this shit?
Oh, that’s right – Howard!

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Ascension

Recently witnessed
Most glorious ascension
A sight to behold

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 I Think We’re Alone Now

Documentary
About odd people obsessed
With 80’s pop star

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Cicero

Despite your warped mind
I know we’re the same, my friend
Hence, I’ll spare your life

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Lucien Lachance

You’re a true brother
Serve the Dread Father, Sithis
Serve even in death

My Favorite Charlie Sheen Quotes

Like you, I am currently caught up in America’s latest celebrity obsession, Charlie Sheen, and his bizarre life. I think his recent TV and radio appearances have been nothing short of epic! Here, in no particular order, are my favorite Charlie Sheen quotes. Feel free to share any I missed in the comments. Winning!

• Put down your sword and join the winners.
• I will love you violently with the fire of 1,000 suns.
• It’s all passion… you borrow my brain for 5 seconds and just be like, “Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard.” Because it just fires in a way that is… maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.
• I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? (when asked if he is bi-polar)
• I blinked and cured my brain.
• ‘Can’t’ is the cancer of ‘happen’.
• I am on a drug. It’s called ‘Charlie Sheen’. It’s not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
• Stay off the crack. Drink chocolate milk.

Here’s the awesome interview Howard Stern did with Charlie on 3/1.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3