Posts Tagged suck
Haiku of the Day catch-up
Sherlock
Have you seen this show
With Benedict Cumberbatch?
Modern day Sherlock
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Defeat
It’s so important
To be gracious in defeat
It still sucks balls though
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Soul Calibur V
Played it a little
Love me some weapon combat
Natsu teleports
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Mythic Rare
Can’t wait to get some
Ultra powerful mythics
Wait… it’s Gutter Grime!
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Working Backwards
Sometimes it’s best to
Think unconventionally
Think I’ll work backwards
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Empathy
Some people don’t have
A concept of empathy
Best to ignore them
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Sirius Satellite Radio
Why do I still have
A subscription to this shit?
Oh, that’s right – Howard!
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Ascension
Recently witnessed
Most glorious ascension
A sight to behold
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I Think We’re Alone Now
Documentary
About odd people obsessed
With 80’s pop star
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Cicero
Despite your warped mind
I know we’re the same, my friend
Hence, I’ll spare your life
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Lucien Lachance
You’re a true brother
Serve the Dread Father, Sithis
Serve even in death
Haiku of the Day: Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
Honest Abe can’t lie
Hey Abe, have you seen Twilight?
He said it sucks ass
Haiku of the Day: Power Walking
Power Walking
Look at these assholes
Walking so fast, arms pumping
Power walking sucks