Haiku of the Day catch-up

Haiku Fail

Seemingly simple
A task of most high import
And yet still I fail

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Metal Gear Rising

A cyborg ninja
An unsheathed blade thirsts for blood
Thirsts for revengeance

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Wicked Witch

Black, scraggily hair
A voice that makes your skin crawl
Shut the fuck up, witch

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R-Rated Haiku

Most haiku are clean
R ratings may be obtained
Simply work in ‘fuck’

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Peter Dinklage

This man has to be
The most accomplished actor
That is short statured