Haiku Fail
Seemingly simple
A task of most high import
And yet still I fail
—-
Metal Gear Rising
A cyborg ninja
An unsheathed blade thirsts for blood
Thirsts for revengeance
—-
Wicked Witch
Black, scraggily hair
A voice that makes your skin crawl
Shut the fuck up, witch
—-
R-Rated Haiku
Most haiku are clean
R ratings may be obtained
Simply work in ‘fuck’
—-
Peter Dinklage
This man has to be
The most accomplished actor
That is short statured
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Posted by marcsart in Video Games on August 19, 2011
Found this glitched-out monster in 2-1 where there shouldn’t even be one. Very odd to see since in my experience this game has been free of glitches.
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