Haiku of the Day catch-up

Haiku Fail

Seemingly simple
A task of most high import
And yet still I fail

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Metal Gear Rising

A cyborg ninja
An unsheathed blade thirsts for blood
Thirsts for revengeance

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Wicked Witch

Black, scraggily hair
A voice that makes your skin crawl
Shut the fuck up, witch

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R-Rated Haiku

Most haiku are clean
R ratings may be obtained
Simply work in ‘fuck’

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Peter Dinklage

This man has to be
The most accomplished actor
That is short statured

Unibrows t-shirt design concepts

Some design concepts for Unibrows t-shirts. Ultimately we decided to go with the ‘skeleton in a suit’ design (second from top).

Credit for the ‘skeleton in a suit’ artwork goes to Glenn Robinson.

Wicked Ridiculous YouTube Channel

I stumbled upon a wicked ridiculous YouTube channel created by a user named ‘digestedcock’. He/she is posting GoAnimate vids that are completely disgusting and vulgar. I find it hilarious. Check it out if you are not easily offended (very NSFW):

www.youtube.com/user/digestedcock

Bayonetta Platinum!

Today I acquired the platinum trophy for Bayonetta on the PS3. What a great freaking game. The combat is amazingly deep, over the top and there are some awesome weapons to find and use. There is so much to do in this game, I have platinumed it and there are still a ton of hidden things for me to unlock and complete.

If you want to platinum this game, your steepest task will be completing it on Non-Stop Climax difficulty. Here’s some advice for anyone attempting this difficulty mode:

• Stock up on green lollipops during your hard playthrough
• Don’t buy Red-Hot Shots, they will just be wasted.
• Make sure you get the Evil Harvest Rosary. It will make Non-Stop Climax mode much easier and is a good strategy in general for many of the bosses, including Jeanne. I primarily used this in comination with the Eternal Testimony.
• If you are having trouble with Jeanne, use the Evil Harvest Rosary with the Moon of Mahaa-Kalaa to stop her if she starts to combo on you.
• I wasted a lot of time getting my play-time under 3 hours to get the Bracelet of Time, but I found it to be entirely useless in Non-Stop Climax mode. It simply does not give you enough Witch Time to justify the huge magic cost, you are much better off using the same amount of magic on torture attacks or wicked weave attacks.
• Durga/Durga combo all the way.

Anway, I really enjoyed this game. It has an old-school Devil May Cry vibe but is very unique in it’s own way too. I’m really looking forward to Platinum Games’ next beat-em-up game, Anarchy Reigns.